A TOAST

Literature needs a new hero? Have no fear, your man is here, Anselm Merrywood. Sitting comfortably? Feel free to fill a fortifying glass. And please pull the curtains, turn off the stupid show, boot the bothersome cat. I have taken trouble in the telling, deserve the fullest focus.

A man who has been through bitter experiences and travelled far enjoys even his sufferings after a time. The Odyssey, you honor the legend, will cherish this reprise. Oh really! At least you should. Time and place? If you have a little patience, you’ll find out soon enough! But I am a forgiving man, will supply some bearings. Our voyage begins near the fine city of San Francisco, California, at the turn of the millennium. Ancient history again! Well, fellow sailors were already glued to the computer, if not yet appended to the phone. And did I have some company! Readers lose track! Pay attention then! But as another gesture of good faith, your captain will list the crew, a page for future reference. The conquering hero is also a considerate host.

Cheers!