CHARACTERS

Top of the bill

ANSELM MERRYWOOD

Featuring

ALICE

Supporting cast,

BILL, Alice’s father

CHRISTINE (Chris), my former wife

CORTÉS, a literary luminary                        

EDDIE (Squirt), my acquaintance

GLORIA, Alice’s mother

GRACE, Gloria’s friend

IVAN (The Terrible), my employee

JILL, my manager

SONJA, my sister

Significant others

AGATHA, my beloved

BETTY, my mother

CHUCK, Jill’s husband

EMIL, a restaurateur

ETHAN, Alice’s friend

GERTRUDE (Gertie), Agatha’s replacement

LUPA, Alice’s companion

JACQUELINE (Jackie), a mistress

MAGNOLIA, a gallery owner

MONTY, a little creature

MOSHE, a masseur

NICK, a young scribe

RUDYARD, my best friend

Musical accompaniment

We hope you will enjoy the show, featuring the Beatles and a full bill of my favorites, too many to post here. But I thank you all most kindly.

(Intrigued, already? Well, you should be! And you have an invitation. See below.)